Let the Cat Out the Bag

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One Confused Doc, Two Turkeys, and a Half-Baked Cat: Happy Thanksgiving
A nip-baked Cam, confused Doc, and two suspiciously pardoned turkeys try to make sense of Thanksgiving in the Age of Trump.
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Lauren Tucker
🐾 Breaking News: The Clowder Calls CPS on Megyn Kelly After Her Wild Epstein Victim Comments
Megyn Kelly minimizes Epstein’s crimes, the Clowder goes full Def Con Cat, and Doc is left cleaning up the ethical litter.
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Lauren Tucker
🐾 Breaking News: Doc Nearly Killed in Treat Avalanche After Clowder Panics Over Black Friday Boycott
Feline panic over Black Friday Blackout takes The Clowder by storm. Cam and Harassed Harriet order enough snacks to feed a bunker full of furry…
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Lauren Tucker
🐾 Hold My Treats,” Says Tosh Tucker — Then Cooks Some Southern-Fried MAGA Farmer Live on WCAT
MAGA farmer gets lit by Tosh Tucker, Cam stays cool, and Doc learns that open dialogue with MAGA callers is like playing chess with a chicken—lots of…
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Lauren Tucker
🐾ICE ICE Baby! Kristi Noem Neuters ICE Agents: Cam the Cat’s Camspiracy Theory Hits the Litter Box
Cam the Cat claws into Noem’s “top-secret” plan to juice and neuter ICE agents. Doc refuses to publish kitty litter disguised as breaking news.
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Lauren Tucker

October 2025

🐾 Two Chains and a Microphone — Part II: Cindi with an “I” Calls Obamacare Communism. Cam Prescribes a Brutal Reality Check.
When ignorance meets healthcare, Campbell's diagnosis is terminal denial.
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Lauren Tucker
Civics 101: Emoluments — The Constitution Says No to Pimping Out the White House
It’s not lotion. It’s not Latin you need to memorize. It’s how we keep presidents loyal to the people — not their offshore accounts.
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Lauren Tucker
Three Cats, Two Chains and One Hang Up on Chad
WCAT Talk Radio host MC Two Chains invited The Clowder to "dialogue" with MAGA voters. What could possibly go wrong?
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Lauren Tucker
Tosh Tucker, Cam's Rural Feline Operative, Reports on Tucker Carlson's Sex Life and Ag's Bad Bet
Tosh Tucker's got intel on the quality of the sex life of Tucker Carlson's wife and the American Farmer's Bad Bet on Trump.
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Lauren Tucker
The First “Illegal Immigrants”? White Europeans With Boats.
These folks didn’t bother with Rosetta Stone; they showed up sick with no practical skills—other than shooting people. So remind me again: who’s failed…
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Lauren Tucker
Dispatch #21: White House Plumbers Are Back. This Time, They’re Mopping Up Vomit.
Forget Watergate. The real leaks are coming from the staff toilets—the D.C. Clowder’s got the scoop.
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Lauren Tucker
FCC Grabs Mini Mouse by the Pu$$y. Kimmel Gets Shaft.
Cam says, “A plague on the House of Mouse. I’ll put a flea in his ear.”
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Lauren Tucker
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